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Thursday
Mar012012

New Jokes

I wrote jokes that are not funny enough to tell on stage. I would like to share them with you.


"My guy friends are avoiding me because I like to hug them, but only from behind."




I love to read but I hate doing it in public. Peolple always want to talk to me.

 

-Hey man are you Ok?

-Yeah I'm fine! Can't a guy read Chicken Soup For The Sensitive Flat Feet Man in peace?




"I love not not talking in double negatives"




"Reading depress Tupac lyrics alone in the dark with no flash light is not a hobby, its a way of life."

 

 

Thats all for today.

Random P.S

I want to give a shout out to Joodie Sweetin from Full House. I was watching random youtube video last night and she just pop up. Joodie Sweetin is like the cute girl next door who grew up, turned super hot, then trashy, then finally mellowing out.

 

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read the corny jokes daily in your lifes.

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