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Log Supremacy 

No... this blog is not about poo; its about this turle video I made. I'm not really sure what I'm going to do with my turtles once I move to LA. It seems like I'm the only one who can take care of them. I can't give it to my mom because she has two jobs and I can't give them to my sister because she has a baby, so either I bring them with me to SoCal or just give them to some sanctuary. I'm not sure what to do because I love the hell out of my turtles and I don't want anything bad to happen to them. I wrote some emails and I'm waitng to hear back from them. In the mean time - enjoy


Valentine's Day 2012

I love Valentine's Day and I believe it is only a Hallmark holiday when you let it become one. Valentine's Day is a celebration of love for family, friends, pets, or anything that you care about. I made a brand new video, and free calendar. I love you all, enjoy!

Acted by: Alice Tang, Edwin Li, Colleen Watson and the Bike as Bike
Filmed by: Mathew Szymanowski
Music by: GallonsProductions

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2011 Monthly Web Banners

As some of you may have notice, last year, I tried really hard to produce one new web banner a month. But some where along the way I burnt out and was unable to finish all 12 months. However, I finaly finished them and here is the entire 12 banner set of 2011.



Influential Comedians - Jacob Sirof

I got to hang out with Jacob Sirof in Sacramento last week. He is one of my favorite comics, not only because he is super funny but also because he likes cartoons and 90's hip-hop music.

Jacob really matured over the years. When I first met him, he was one of those hip, street wise, don't fuck with me, Oakland white guys; like a nerd with an edge. Now, he is still like that but has two kids, Wynter and Gavan, and all he thinks about is providing the best future for them. He even stop smoking weed. Its pretty cool to see him grow from a skinny nerd with a hot girlfriend to becoming a loving Dad.

Funny story: A while back, I was doing a show at Cobbs Comedy Club in San Francisco and as I was walking to the bus stop, four dudes jumped me. They took my backpack which had my new camera, comedy notebook, paycheck, new business cards and my love for walking in the dark by myself. I ran back to the club because I needed someone to help me beat the shit out of the muggers. I would have fought those four guys myself but they were too strong - even for me (i'm being sarcastic). Jacob was the only other person who was as outrage as me. Without thinking about it, Jacob was like, "lets get em!" and we went searching for the bastards. We looked around several times but couldn't find them. Eventually, the cops arrived and they wrote down a report. Out of all the comics that were standing outside Cobbs that night, Jacob was the only one willing to throw down. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't do anything like that now because he's got kids but that was still pretty cool.


I month after the mugging, I recevied my stolen pay check in the mail. It was wierd, maybe they couldn't cash the check or somthing. Or maybe its was their guilty conscience. I kept this for some reason and I never showed anyone until now.

(I blacked out the amount of money I make because I'm embarrassed)


New Free Comedy Wallpaper

I made a new wallpaper you can put on your desktop. Cheers everyone!

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